Happy Mother's Day!

I stole this from my Norwegian Cruise Line manager, Maria DiRocco. I hope she doesn't mind.

ON BEING A MOTHER...
Somebody said it takes about 6 weeks to get back to normal after having a baby.
That somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, NORMAL is history!

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is giving birth.
That somebody never watched her "baby" get on the school bus for the first day of kindergarden.

Somebody said if you're a "good mother" your child will turn out good.
That somebody thinks kids come with directions and a guarantee.

Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices.
That somebody never came out the back door just in time to she her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's window.
Or on a plane headed for military "boot camp".

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married.
That somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter in law to a mother's heartstrings.

Someboyd said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
That somebody isn't a mother!